Black Saturday. Gazumped by Jont.

[kathynewman]

The young pretenters have only been around since 2005, us old stagers (me, Norm, Jan) go back to 2002..

Me too - I joined in 2002 though I only up to 956 posts

[Duncan Rounding]

Looks like Jonty's going to hit the big 10K today - only needs two more posts and he's 'over the hill'.

[Darren B]

'over the hill'.

that happened a few weeks ago

[Duncan Rounding]

that happened a few weeks ago

...which is only an urban legend until we see the pics....

[Darren B]

Duncan thats a bloody good point

oi Jonty old fella weres them pics

[jont]

I have survived all this time in a concrete bunker of anonymity :

[TraceyHand]

I have survived all this time in a concrete bunker of anonymity :

and awwwwwwwwww
dontcha just love weddings?

*fetches a tissue and waits for the MIL story*

[Cheapprices4u]

she had a look on her then,

"wait till tonight bigboy"

[Darren B]

pmsl

well jont it looks to me as though your new wife was seriously looking at you and wondering why

[jont]

My mother had just rammed a load of confetti down the back of her dress ... that look is "Sort it Jonty or I will kill her with the bouquet"

[Darren B]

OK jont that was hardly a memorable post was it
i recon you need to delete it and come up with something yoda would say

[TraceyHand]

I agree!!

Go jont...wow us!

[leehack]

OMG Jont is a real person and not made of lego.

[jont]

OK jont that was hardly a memorable post was it

I had everything:

passion : ref to Mrs Jont
fact : confetti
hate : reference to mother

.. what more do you want from a 10,000 post

[jont]

OMG Jont is a real person and not made of lego.

Shhhh .. it's not really me ... just did a Google Image search on +wedding +sexy and that came out first