Originally posted by jont
Poor goat
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Thats French for "We ate the goat for dinner just after Christmas and very nice it was too!"
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Good point Ian, we have not had a definate denial of this, and it was raised a while ago in some thread somwhere - i wish people would stop posting indiscriminately as i can never find the threads. too much stupidity if you ask meComment
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Try an advanced search on +goat +eaten -jontOriginally posted by Darren BComment
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Thats got to be worth a goat pointOriginally posted by jontComment
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Jontys fencing skills left a lot to be desired...
http://www.popepastures.com/images/c...on_250x187.jpg
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You just dig a deep hole shove the post in then tip the concrete on top - dont youJontys fencing skills left a lot to be desired...
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That's the programmer's method.Originally posted by Darren B
A designer uses Postweaver to get the look and feel they want for the OuterLayer of the hole, adds the Actinic fencelayout variable references into the design and registers it with Actinic and then decides which Innerlayout they want to fit in the hole and (using 8.5.0) exports that to Postweaver to make the shape of the post conform to their design.
Once the post is finished and the Goat Analytics code is added, they will happily publish the result until a programmer happens along and points out that the posts should be joined together, (preferably with a material that will keep the goat inside the compound) and the postholes will function better with a bit of backfill.
Around this time, NR will pop in with a revelation that there is a bug in the code which generates posthole backfill which occassionally results in the fill being placed around the hole instead of in it, and presenting the workaround of using a shovel to move the misplaced fill.
CountryMesh will point out that Goat Club no longer give credence to fencelinks and so they will have no benefit in PR.
Gone-T will finally admit the whole thing was a scam and the goat became a coat before Xmas.Bill
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Bill this is and outstanding piece of work - i take my hat off to you, well i would but the goat eat it i i do not have one anymoreComment
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Bill....funny...very funny...bravo!!
and Darren..I forgot to tell you..I'm sending your spare hat back...you left it at my place!
LOLTraceyComment
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Customs Officers are Genius
Having now received over 30 fake orders under our name (with others also being targeted) the brains at HM Customs have decided to place an officer onto a wagon, allow the order through and set up a sting operation.
Stunning work based on the fact every order was wanting to be shipped to the same location in London! 150+ dodgy orders being shipped to the same address and all would be avoiding Thousands per order in Excise Duty and it takes this long to come up with this plan. D-Day was co-ordinated down the pub one Sunday afternoon.Comment
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wow jont...sounds like a big operation though...hey...you might be on telly!
hope something comes of it!TraceyComment
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yer in suit with arrows on ityou might be on telly!Comment
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Whilst typing this there are 2 policeman sat no more than 10 feet away discussing the crimes ... trying not to sweat and avoiding eye contact all all costs
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Nobody will ever find our lock-up Jont, chill.Comment
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LEE!!! Thankfully turned off the screen reader ... shhhhhh, keep your typing downComment
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