Has any of our readers got a Goatee beard ?

[completerookie]

I've just read of the new thread about the "Goat Point Table"
and its very very nice to see I was a founding member.
I was wondering if I could possibly gain even more points by asking the simple question.
clearly anyone with a Goatee would be entitled to "multiple points" (or would they?)

As I am about to hit the submit button, I can see this thread going two or three ways.
1) I will be castigated for even daring to get extra serupticious points
2) all females will be up in arms because they can't even start to qualify
3) too many people will try jumping on the band wagon making the points worthless.

by the way, nope, don't even have a beard

dare I hit the submit button???
YUP !

[kathynewman]

and what makes you think all women can't qualify

Kathy

[jont]

If the owner of http://www.accessorystore.co.uk/acat..._Trimmers.html is a forum member they are laughing at the top of the league table

[leehack]

Women can qualify with beards.

[completerookie]

I knew it . . . .

[jont]

Women can qualify with anal beards.

Goat point for recklessness in the face of pending danger

[acompton]

I will be castigated for even daring to get extra serupticious points

Are there a negative points for trying to use a big word and mis-spelling it?

I used to have a goatee - does that count?

I have long said that the beard competition was between me and the goat.

Alan

[george]

1) I will be castigated for even daring to get extra serupticious points
2) all females will be up in arms because they can't even start to qualify
3) too many people will try jumping on the band wagon making the points worthless.

1) Correct, extra points may be allocated only by The Goat Club, which, you must understand, does not actually exist.

2) It might be a surprise to yourself, but the fairer sex do have an area of hair that may well be suitable though*, which is also given the carefull trimming that a quaility goatee also requires. Whether they actually provide online photgraphic evidence is another matter entirely. The Goat Club (which does not exist), does not accept any responsibility for any offence/outrage caused by these images, should they appear.

3) Yes, I think blatant points herding would be noticed, possibly even leading to a ban.

*not underarm.

[completerookie]

Are there a negative points for trying to use a big word and mis-spelling it?

I checked the word daring before I posted so I know that one's right !

I put the word serupticious into google (having first mis-spelled it) and it offered me this spelling,

and anyway, how do you look it up in a dictionary if you can't spell it !

[chris ashdown]

My mother in law might qualify

[completerookie]

The Goat Club, which, you must understand, does not actually exist.

next you'll be telling me santa doesn't exist

[completerookie]

nuf said !

[leehack]

My mother in law might qualify

Mine definitely does lol.

[Mark H]

Now you know why I use an image Avatar and a male name

[completerookie]

Are there a negative points for trying to use a big word and mis-spelling it?

is spelling really an issue on this forum,
I've just read another thread that mentions the word

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

can anyone say if he's spelt that one correctly? and does he get plus or minus points?