Funniest thing this year

[leehack]

If these do not make you laugh, then you need help.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study

[Cheapprices4u]

god i wish id thought of some of those answers on my degree

top one lee

[leehack]

I've just had to have another look, that kind of comedy just kills me.

It's hard to work out my favourite, but i think the long division hanging is pure genius - they say a picture paints a thousand words, you can just sense the poor sod's frustration.

[acompton]

long division

That would be the square-root symbol in the heavy algebraic equation

Alan

[Legends]

the funiest for me has to be

Expand (a+b)n

I can just see the mental processes they went through to get the answer.

Great stuff Lee

Cheers

[mizz_s]

I agree with Ian the expanding formula is priceless.

[leehack]

LOL Sally, glad this brings a few smiles to peoples faces, i think most people have their own favourite, but very few will not find at least one funny.

For me it's hanging by a square root thingy (sorry Alan), then the expanding answer and then the vagina one.

[freakmode]

The find "x" did it for me..

[george]

VIZ MAGAZINE TOP TIPS

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Increase blind people’s electricity bill by switching all their lights on when their guide dog isn’t looking.

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Thicken up runny low-fat yogurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

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Deter goldfish from having sex by throwing a small bucket of air over any that you catch in the act.

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Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you’ve taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower.

Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.

[TraceyHand]

LOL
I can't even begin to tell you the mixture of reactions I had to that collection!