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    Time for me to laimly attempt to inject something which is amusing, interesting or far off the beaten track to bolster our community. My latest doomed to fail idea is this.

    I'm sure we all have a few things in our minds which are mysteries, they have never bothered us so much to find out, but it would be nice to know or understand if posible. I had 2, however i found the answer to one, they were this anyway:

    1 - Why do men have nipples?
    Because all babies start as female until 6-8 weeks into the pregnancy where sex is decided.

    2 - Why on occasions does an underline hover state on a multi-word link, result in spaces between the words and on other occasions it goes straight across. I have always used   to counter this, but it has always perplexed me.

    POST your conundrums, NOTHING actinic related and lets see if we can sort each others lifes little mysteries.

    #2
    what bees produce milk ?

    boobees !

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      #3
      Using the cars trip computer to show the instantaneous MPG .. when I de-clutch into neutral and coast (not really officer its just a pretend tread and I am always in complete control of the vehicle) the readout displays 999.99


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        #4
        That would be due to the ECU not getting any signal on throttle i would expect, does it show that display when it first starts up also? I would expect it to be due to the engine or carburettor not engaged.

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          #5
          Originally posted by leehack
          carburettor
          Showing your age there matey

          I expect it is due to the not wanting to display "ERROR" due to the impossible calculation .. if not enough fuel is registering on the monitor it could in theory show as a zero .. which would throw out a nasty error from the calculation and scare everyone to the nearest garage... better to show 999.99 than "ERROR". Thats always been my best theory to date.

          On start up it is fine as there is no movement to add into the equation.


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            #6
            I said ECU.

            I'm only 42 FFS!

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              #7
              Originally posted by completerookie
              what bees produce milk ?

              boobees !
              Which part was you struggling to grasp in this area Kevin? Please expand, one of my fave subjects

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                #8
                Originally posted by completerookie
                what bees produce milk ?

                boobees !
                Now thats comedy to take to the bank....
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by leehack
                  OOPS i buggered it up.
                  Q. How can a top posting member of the community completely ruin the running order of a thread with such disregard to the other posters?


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                    #10
                    All sorted for you Jont, you don't look like you are stupid now.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by leehack
                      That would be due to the ECU not getting any signal on throttle i would expect, does it show that display when it first starts up also? I would expect it to be due to the engine or carburettor not engaged.
                      Salvaged it for you


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                        #12
                        Originally posted by leehack
                        All sorted for you Jont, you don't look like you are stupid now.
                        Cheers Lee ... capable of making myself look stupid without 3rd party intervention


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                          #13
                          How did you get that back like that? Cached?

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                            #14
                            I had ctrl+c'd it for some reason and it was still there!


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                              #15
                              Originally posted by leehack
                              attempt to inject something

                              Jeez man, chill...
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