Gotta share this with you guys before I go under the bonnet of a site...
Let me share a little story about a lady, her PC and a power cut.
Tracey (real names changed to protect the innocent) was sitting at her PC when a power cut hit...
After 10 minutes or so, she rang the PC store where she had just got her new machine and said...
T = "Help, my pc just died, what do I do?"
Store Owner (SO) = "What happened Madam?"
T = "I was working on my PC when it just died"
SO = "OK, no panic, is your monitor still working?"
T = " No"
SO = " Your printer?"
T = "No"
SO = "Are all the cables still firmly connected in the back of the PC?"
T = "Yup, just checked them"
SO = " Is it still plug in?"
T = "Yup"
SO = "OK, is your TV or something other electrical still working fine?"
T = "Nope, not since the power cut"
SO ="OK, I think I know what is wrong, have you still got the original packaging it came it?"
T= "Yes, is it that serious?"
SO = "I am afraid so...."
T =" Oh no"
SO =" Do not worry, I will sort it, but you must follow the instructions I give you to the letter, so write them down please"
T =" OK, shoot"
SO =" Here goes...
1 Re-pack your PC carefully back inside the box
2 Seal it with brown tape
3 Put it into your car
4 Bring it back to the store
5 Ask for the senior manager
6 when he arrives tell him..........
I AM TOO F$%K^%G STUPID TO OWN A PC PLEASE TAKE IT OFF ME BEFORE I DAMAGE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING!
Let me share a little story about a lady, her PC and a power cut.
Tracey (real names changed to protect the innocent) was sitting at her PC when a power cut hit...
After 10 minutes or so, she rang the PC store where she had just got her new machine and said...
T = "Help, my pc just died, what do I do?"
Store Owner (SO) = "What happened Madam?"
T = "I was working on my PC when it just died"
SO = "OK, no panic, is your monitor still working?"
T = " No"
SO = " Your printer?"
T = "No"
SO = "Are all the cables still firmly connected in the back of the PC?"
T = "Yup, just checked them"
SO = " Is it still plug in?"
T = "Yup"
SO = "OK, is your TV or something other electrical still working fine?"
T = "Nope, not since the power cut"
SO ="OK, I think I know what is wrong, have you still got the original packaging it came it?"
T= "Yes, is it that serious?"
SO = "I am afraid so...."
T =" Oh no"
SO =" Do not worry, I will sort it, but you must follow the instructions I give you to the letter, so write them down please"
T =" OK, shoot"
SO =" Here goes...
1 Re-pack your PC carefully back inside the box
2 Seal it with brown tape
3 Put it into your car
4 Bring it back to the store
5 Ask for the senior manager
6 when he arrives tell him..........
I AM TOO F$%K^%G STUPID TO OWN A PC PLEASE TAKE IT OFF ME BEFORE I DAMAGE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING!
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