Actinic Vacancy - Preston, Lancashire

[TraceyHand]

i cant do it. i'm just a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

somehow, I don't think anyone here is gonna buy that claim, Gabe

Lunatic? perhaps
Idiot? definitely not!

[acompton]

Never made it as a wise man,
Couldn't cut it as a poor man, codin'

[leehack]

Hey Alan get learning php will ya please.

[jont]

Never made it as a wise man,
Couldn't cut it as a poor man, codin'

The Actinic Blues, Alan Compton... available for MP3 download shortly

[Darren B]

The Actinic Blues, Alan Compton... available for MP3 download shortly

I can hear the sax now

[acompton]

Never made it as a wise man,
Couldn't cut it as a poor man, codin'

Friday competition: Anybody recognise it?

[JSnow]

Nickelback - How you remind me

[acompton]

Nickelback - How you remind me

Well, that wasn't much of a competition

[Darren B]

I see Alan, your one of these people that that does competions no one can win then eh

[leehack]

Hmmm....ponders for a new Friday competition idea....

[gabrielcrowe]

the competition is thus:

make and post an advert for your fake job. make it as interesting as possible and see who replies.

then, optionally, get kicked from the board for spamming. lols.

[Darren B]

I have just recruited here, i could have sved some money and posted it i guess. Mind not sure i would have got any applicants though