Dear Sales

[jont]

dear sales
i am a international business man who is based outside the country .my daughters wedding ceremony is coming up very soon and i want to be the one sporncoring the wines so i am out of country but i will be back befor her wedding. i will like to buy wine from you and the payment will be made in form of credit card and i will also like you to use my shipping company beacuse of the speed and carefulness . what i need from you now is trust and partnership ,if you are willing to sell just get back to me as soon as possible
regards
Mr JOSEPH CLARK

[jont]

Dear Mr Clark

thank you for your email.

I am also the son of dead President of Nigeria. Before his death he placed into Spanish Bank $30 million US dollars. I now wish to share love and happiness but seek your esteemed help in transferring the money. Please send you bank details and I will give you $10 million US dollars for your help.

God bless

John Nbungo

[Cheapprices4u]

awww you think hes fibbing ?

come on even a scammer can spell surely???

.........nice one has he replied?

[jont]

Spelling scroats? Whatever next!

I have only just sent it this morning - hopefully he will reply as I can have a bit of fun with him

Forgot to mention it was a Yahoo email account

[Darren B]

Hey if it was a yahoo account im sure he must have been the real deal Mind you i tend to trust gmail accounts more these days

[jont]

Had a great one on the phone yesterday wanting 24 Cristal. Strongest London / Jamaican / Gansta accent but trying to use a credit card for a double barreled named he could not pronounce!

[jont]

.. and another

Hello,
I want to order some goods from your company to ship to repoublic ireland by FEDEX courier service next days air delivery.
I will make the payment of the order by credit card kindly get back to me.Awaiting for your urgent reply.
Best Regard.

[jont]

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[pinbrook]

I'm interested to order from your company. Before we go any further, please
let me ask you these questions:

- Do you ship worldwide to Singapore?
- Do you accept Mastercard or Visa?

For those I will responsible for the fees.
I think that wouldn't be a problem as I am sure that you can ship via DHL
or UPS and that you have a merchant account to accept Credit Card payment,
but once again, I just want to make sure. Please respond immediately so
that I can start ordering.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards,

[jont]

Its the "I will pay for overnight via DHL/UPS" that is the smelly kipper for me.

w00t's all round for the stupid criminals

[Darren B]

Morning all

I have to be honest these sort of make my day, i have a chuckle before i bin them, i used to reply "order online and and i will send it when its processed"

mind you the best one normalys comes from the contact form and go's something like.

I am interesting in buying you products, could you please tell me you website address so i can order today, i also need it urgently please send by ups straight away

Now the website url that would be a hard one, i really cant believe that these people ever get anywhere, tell me no one ever believes it.

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[jont]

tell me no one ever believes it.

Yes they do - imagine the lure to a small site owner getting a several thousand pound order and especially if the card is still unreported and is processed!

As with the President Nbungo, Rolex, V!agra, Stocks etc these people keep on trying as they know eventually someone will fall for it.... for a small site owner the possibility of a huge order is an incredible lure and common sense can fly out of the window... quickly followed by their goods.

[papermilldirect]

Usually of African origin...

I normally get African/Nigerian emails, bad spelling, syntax lack of focus on actually emailing me etc. but this is a first from NZ (supposedly), far better english etc.

Hello Dear Friend,

My names are Mr. Wilfred Harpman, I\m the CEO of Douglas Pharmaceuticals in New Zealand, we produce animal remedies and dairy products. We are the world's largest global Pharmaceuticals Company, operating in more than 18 countries and territories and employing 200 people worldwide.

We are having problems in receiving funds especially from our customers in United Kingdom(Uk). This is because the international monitory funds are deducting 25% from any funds transferred into our account from any foreign account outside New Zealand. We are finding it very difficult to receive payment outside New Zealand. So therefore we are looking for a representative in (United Kingdom) who can be receiving payment from our clients/customers in U.K. As a part-time employee, you will be earning $1000.00(£500) per week as your weekly salary. You will be deducting your salary from payments you receive from our customers. If you are interested, all we need from you are -

- Your names/house address and your telephone numbers only.

Indicate your interest by sending the your details to us, we will proceed as soon as we receive your details, Thanks as we await your immediate reply.

With Best Regards.
Wilfred Harpman.
CEO.
http://www.douglas.co.nz/

[fergusw]

Give them a call and ask:

http://www.douglas.co.nz/index.cfm?pageID=15

[fergusw]

and make sure you reverse the charges