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    #16
    Its inscribed on the gold tipped bullet I've had made, in recognition of his services to `music`.
    Football Heaven

    For all kinds of football souvenirs and memorabilia.

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      #17
      My Reply was as follows

      Dear David

      Really sorry you mug has a fault.

      As you know from seeing the musical we adhear to strict quality quide lines and are proud of our record when it comes to quality control.

      your problem arose because you could only afford a shitty cheapo mug, made in China by some kid who couln't give a toss.

      I would not recomend bringing it back as you are likely to have it shoved up your jaxi buy one of our over enthusiatic (and very gay) foyer staff.

      I do hope this solves your problem

      Yours etc


      Sent from an anonymous e-mail address.

      I think he might get the picture.
      Ian
      Commercial Cleaning Cambridgeshire

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        #18
        LOL - Now that nearly made me spit my coffee out!
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          #19
          pmsl Ian

          That's the funniest thing I've read all day...enjoy those smarties!
          Tracey

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            #20
            Of course a search for

            Damien Steel

            Theatre Manager
            Drury Lane Theatre
            Might give him a clue as to the sender.

            Mike
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              #21
              Hang on here Mike

              We are talking about someone who e-mailed our company (and several other memorabilia sellers) to ask how he should return a mug bought from a theatre in London.

              whats the chance of him finding the reply online.
              Ian
              Commercial Cleaning Cambridgeshire

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                #22
                You can find out yourself in about 4-5 days Ian, this forum is heavily indexed.

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by leehack
                  You can find out yourself in about 4-5 days Ian, this forum is heavily indexed.
                  I know that it will appear soon, but I doubt the ability of the punter to actually find it.
                  Ian
                  Commercial Cleaning Cambridgeshire

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                    #24
                    I think Mike was giving you a warning to be honest, nothing harder than that, i think you may have taken it a bit strongly, when it was just a friendly warning.

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                      #25
                      I need no convincing lol, i found it funny and i couldn't give a flying @@@@ either way, i was just trying to say that Mike was giving a bit of friendly advice, just in case you hadn't thought about that area.

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                        #26
                        Hi Lee

                        yes I know and I was answering tounge in cheek.

                        We don't get many strange e-mails like that so I thought I share the fun.

                        Its friday, tonights curry night and the beers in the fridge and what the hell, I'm feeling wreckless.

                        Cheers
                        Ian
                        Commercial Cleaning Cambridgeshire

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                          #27
                          mmmmmmm...curry and beer...
                          sounds good to me

                          *puts Ian's address into streetmap*
                          Tracey

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by budgetbumps
                            mmmmmmm...curry and beer...
                            sounds good to me

                            *puts Ian's address into streetmap*
                            His name is Damien - sheesh.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by budgetbumps
                              mmmmmmm...curry and beer...
                              sounds good to me
                              You'll have to fight our 14 year son (who's eating for England) for it.
                              Ian
                              Commercial Cleaning Cambridgeshire

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                                #30
                                Along the same lines, we have had a fair few people coming into the shop and saying "I live in Whitby and went to York/Leeds and brought these and they don't fit/don't like the colour" and then expect us to swap/exchange them so that they don't have to go back to York/Leeds.
                                Have had a few 'customers' also come back saying I brought this item last year and it doesn't fit now as I put it away and forgot about it, can I swap it.

                                Do people think shop keepers have an endless supply of big fat cigars?
                                www.parklifeclothes.co.uk

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                                Diesel, Converse, Crocs, Quiksilver, Miss Sixty, Scotch & Soda, Bench, Levi's, Kickers

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