Could it be Malc?

[parklifeclothes]

The Queen was greeted by a man who made faces at her as she met the world gurning champion on a visit to Cumbria.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7438011.stm

Could it be our friend up in the lakes???

Only joking, Malcolm!!

[RuralWeb]

Bummer - now you know what I do in my spare time!