Finest error messages

[jont]

Thought would start a list of the best error message you encounter... can be Actinic or anything else.

Just got this whilst changing my avatar

[completerookie]

I came across this one, many years ago, and thought I would incorporate it into my web pages at work. I duly created the html code, and then played about with the server and set it to display the page randomly on April 1st,

I made the changes some 8 years ago, and to this day, absolutely no one has ever said a thing to me about it, I've tested it to make sure the server dishes out the page but still nothing.
kev


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This page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air !

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Please for the love of God, try one of the following:

• Dont click the REFRESH button, Go outside NOW
  
• To go outside, first click the CyberHypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water In Your Face.
  
  On the Numb Bum tab, click the Sedentry Back Pain, the Get Out Of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network manager
  
  
• If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, you can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor
  
  
• If you would like you computer to try to discover those settings Click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor
  
  
• There are a host of other things awaiting outside in the real world; fishing, skiing, clay pidgeon shooting, triathlons, PTA meetings and dentist's appointments for example.
  
  
• If you are unable to get up, Click Here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that does not work, then we give up. You are officially in need of serious help. Dial 0800-GET-HELP on your computer's keypad to reach a mental hospital near you
  
  
• Click the Back button to try another link.

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HTTP 400 - Bad Request
Internet Information Services

Technical Information (for support personnel)

• Cannot find reality files:

Microsoft Support

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[Mark H]

Jont - do you want to borrow one of these.......

[jont]

Cheers Mark but I always look like this after the annual hair cut!

[dave_finlayson]

You can always rely on Actinic coming up with interesting one!

[jont]

Is that the Chinese palm reader?

[george]

Online fortune telling David? Whatever next.


*pulls out Death card*

[dave_finlayson]

A lottery prediction service I think. I will be s**t at it but might be able to squeeze a few quid out of people!