Seriously? OMG!

[Mark H]

"If current trends continue, within six years, over 99% of network traffic will consist entirely of " "

http://www.trygve.com/doomsday.html

[Rich Brady]

LOL Rich, your reply left a door open which I couldn't resist walking through.

Just imagine how you're going to feel when they hire me and the next time you call you're greeted with... "Good afternoon Actininc Support, Rich Speaking."

[jont]

greeted with... "Good afternoon Actininc Support, Rich Speaking."

No chance - you don't need to say that as it rings through to voice mail.. if it does connect (someone has left the machine off) tell them to compact the database.

[leehack]

"Good afternoon Actininc Support, Rich Speaking."

Let's hope your induction teaches you the company name FFS.

[Rich Brady]

Let's hope your induction teaches you the company name FFS.

Obviously I'd be nervous and intimidated if you called on my first day, so you'd have to forgive a little stammer...

[leehack]

LOL Rich, this forum has made me laugh quite a bit today and you have played your part in that.

[TraceyHand]

you'd have to learn to spell stuff incorrectly anyway, Rich

[leehack]

Rich, how do you spell the word that means 'How Many', it starts with a 'Q', ends in 'Y' and has 8 letters?

[gabrielcrowe]

qauntity, of course, foo.

[Rich Brady]

Rich, how do you spell the word that means 'How Many', it starts with a 'Q', ends in 'Y' and has 8 letters?

Could we start with an easier one as a Warm Up please?

[Paragon]

Since setting up an Actinic site for a US company I've heard Actinic pronounced and written in everything but the correct way.
Including:

Acinictic
Antictic
Acinitic
Acinitic

The list is endless...

It wouldn't be so bad but they have the box on their desk!!!

[leehack]

I love when i'm doing a site for a Londoner, Actineec.
Naming the software after a skin complaint all seems a little 'rash' to me.

[Darren B]

Rich are we related ?

[Rich Brady]

Rich are we related ?

Dad, Is that you???

[dave_finlayson]

No Rich, I am your Father..............