Guess The Headline

[fergusw]

"Special VIP guest delighted when informed that Actinic wanted him when they decided to 'ave a launch of V10"

- tenuous one, I know!

[Jan]

Aniko : Chris, Chris are you in there?

Jan

[plantsforshade]

"Actinic Signs Exciting New Deal To Be Sole Supplier of Ecommerce Software to Snowmen.

Chris Barling speaking from his snow home in Devon, said this was a very exciting development and defended the payment of a six figure payment to the agent pictured on the right. He also suggested that the limited seasonality was not a problem as it fitted in well with the deal signed earlier in the year (with the same agent) to be sole supplier of ecommerce software to scarecrows."

From a snowy Somerset, probably be banned for this!

Nigel

[gabrielcrowe]

"Tragic Fireman/Fruit basket accident leaves support staff stunned."

[gabrielcrowe]

"Icy thief caught stealing Top secret Beta: Licked to death."

[gabrielcrowe]

"V10 supports real-time stock: Hell freezes over"

[gabrielcrowe]

"Hunchback and giant - frozen-man attack shocker."

[Mike Hughes]

"While denying times are tough, Actinic Towers reveal result of bringing security contract in-house"

[fergusw]

Actinic staff practice "Walking in the air" for a part in Andrew Lloyd Webbers next TV musical audition show!

[parklifeclothes]

British jobs for British workers saga takes new twist, Actinic recruit new support staff

[fergusw]

"Let's play with some snowballs!" was the cry! Frosty couldn't hide his delight........

[george]

Frosty had to be restrained over the dmp file issue.

[george]

Frosty and Actinic are set to go to war over the trademark `freezing`.

[fergusw]

Frosty, thinking his luck was in, investigated rumours of a snowblower at Actinic towers.........

[fergusw]

Support Actinic staff try to dispel the myth that snowman is an island!
{bad - I know!}