Doorstep Faith Conversion

[george]

He part owns No More Nails you know.

[grantglendinnin]

He is doing fine but miffed at the cost of Easter Eggs celebrating his return at Morrisons.

3 for a fiver at Asda. A quid each at Tesco. Morrisons logo looks nout like Asda's or Tesco's.

Shoulda went to Specsavers

[jont]

We make our own in-house http://www.cookingexpert.co.uk/acatalog/easter-72.jpg .. which is why I weigh 48 stone!!!!

[Mike Hughes]

There's something rather alien looking about that egg. http://www.bruktfilm.com/shopimages/...ils/aliens.jpg

Mike

[leehack]

Hmm good spot I noticed the weird texture, but couldn't work out what. Jont the 48 stone alien?

[jont]

Thats a view underneath my 5th spare tyre ... it's a bitch cleaning the folds and keeping them dry

[guccij]

My wife was a JW when we met

Hope I didn't offend you or your wife Lee. Sorry if so. Each to their own and all that.

[leehack]

Not at all Jules, she's not one anymore and besides you didn't say anything millions of others don't, so you can't be wrong lol.

[bentleybloke]

Jehovah's Witness?

I didn't know there had been an accident.

[Rich Brady]

Jehovah's Witness?

I didn't know there had been an accident.

Some tumble weed just breezed passed my window is it yours?

[bentleybloke]

Some tumble weed just breezed passed my window is it yours?

I got a similar silence from them at my door too...

[completerookie]

Thank god for atheism

[gabrielcrowe]

Usually, a thread degrades into weird religious speak over time.

This one seems to be all about it from the get-go.

Excellent work, in eschewing the traditional pub conversation algorithm, into such an efficient form.

I'd just like to extend the olive branch to any serious religious people watching. No offense intended by the residents, I'm sure.

[gabrielcrowe]

Although I'm sure someone might be offended by my impersonating the son of God.

[TraceyHand]

Although I'm sure someone might be offended by my impersonating the son of God.

That was you?
I had no idea