Alternative error messages

[Donna]

Following on from Johns suggestion on this thread:
http://community.actinic.com/showthread.php?t=41738

Any alternatives to Actinic's error messages?

"Fatal Error. Your website sucks, have you considered Taxidermy?"

[parklifeclothes]

"Fatal Error. Your website sucks, have you considered Taxidermy?"

Fatal Error. Mcdonalds Recruiting, Apply Now!

[Mike Hughes]

"Don't Panic. We're going to have to have another go at this. With a bit of luck it will all work fine the next time.

PS. Have you made a snapshot recently?"

Mike

[grantglendinnin]

"Please don't throw a hissy. And keep your complaints politely mannered"

[george]

"This is random error one of the new features of v9. Congratulations on upgrading"

[gabrielcrowe]

"An error has occurred. It happened somewhere, with something."

[george]

"Hi... I am Ling! Do you need some wheels?"

[fergusw]

"To err is human. To error is code. To error fatally is Actinic"

[gabrielcrowe]

"Hi... I am Ling! Do you need some wheels?"

"WAH!"

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[Donna]

..........."run"

[malbro]

"oops! This is an undocumented feature."

[fergusw]

"AARRGHHHHH! What have you done? You've broken me! Step away from the keyboard!"

[Mike Hughes]

"Your Computer is not functioning correctly. Please visit Actinic.co.uk where you can buy and immediately download ActiSafe to correct this problem"

[george]

"I guess this would be a good time to renew your support contract"

[Donna]

"Computer says no...cough!"