Points For Prose Day

[grantglendinnin]

Statistically, 5 out of 4 Iranians won't get this joke

[acompton]

Alan wins

I'd like to begin by thanking my parents for having me....

Although we all know he spent the last 5 hours refining his entry

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow spent a year writing the Song of Hiawatha. I destroyed it in less than half an hour (look at my two posting times)