A couple of funny that took my fancy...

[gabrielcrowe]

Ariston Condoms - On and on with Ariston
McDonalds Condoms - I'm lovin' it!
Alka-Seltzer Condoms - I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Clairol Hair Coloring Condoms - Does she or doesn't she?
Courage Beer Condoms - It's what your right arm's for.
Energizer Batteries Condom - It keeps going, and going, and going...
Intel Condoms - Intel inside

[Mark H]

Fake plane, true storey.....

[Duncan Rounding]

ASDA - Rollback
Virgin -

[Chunkford]

LOL, i saw you Duncan! posting on the wrong thread!

[Duncan Rounding]

Mercedes E Class - Pleasure engineered

[Duncan Rounding]

LOL, i saw you Duncan! posting on the wrong thread!

Sorry big brother.

[george]

Actinic Stock Control Condoms - When you really want two and theres only one there

Actinic Snapshot Condoms - They work... usually!

Actinic Forum Condoms - When things were better in the past

Actinic Dump Condoms - The worlds original brown condom

Actinic Blockif Condoms - Keeping the important stuff out of your errr important places

[Duncan Rounding]

Coca-cola - It's the real thing
McDonalds - We love to see you smile
Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum - Double your pleasure, double your fun
Toyota - I love what you do for me
Burger King - Have it your way
Calvin Klein Jeans - Nothing comes between me and my Calvins
Greyhound - Leave the driving to us
Hostess Cakes - Where’s the cream filling?
KFC - Nobody does chicken like KFC
Kix Cereal - Kid tested, Mother approved
Maxwell House - Good to the last drop
Miller Lite - tastes great - less filling
Nokia - Connecting people
Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra - Lifts and separates
Safeway - Ingredients for life
Wendy's - Where's the beef?