Cue classic NHS story:
A friend of mine used to work as an installation engineer for a supplier of dental equipment (chairs etc). One time he had to install truck-load of stuff at an NHS authority. He turned up with the truck and was shown the rooms where the chairs were to be installed.
“Ok”, he says, "that’s half the stuff. Where does the other half go?”
“Dump it in the warehouse at such-and-such address” was the reply.
“What’s it for?”
“Oh, we don’t need it. I thought my budget application would be halved, so I asked for double what I needed. Once I got the full amount, I had to spend it, otherwise I’d get it halved next time.”
A friend of mine used to work as an installation engineer for a supplier of dental equipment (chairs etc). One time he had to install truck-load of stuff at an NHS authority. He turned up with the truck and was shown the rooms where the chairs were to be installed.
“Ok”, he says, "that’s half the stuff. Where does the other half go?”
“Dump it in the warehouse at such-and-such address” was the reply.
“What’s it for?”
“Oh, we don’t need it. I thought my budget application would be halved, so I asked for double what I needed. Once I got the full amount, I had to spend it, otherwise I’d get it halved next time.”
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