Impressive

[Mike Hughes]

'Man Assaulted Officer with Penis.'

A geunine news article on the BBC website.

'Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.'

Sounds impressive to me.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8570398.stm

Mike

[wesleythorne]

excellent laugh!

[Duncan Rounding]

Oh, can't everyone do this then?

[TraceyHand]

*gets out Aberdeen telephone directory...*

[Goz]

you have to ask what her head was doing so close to his penis in the first place!!!

[Goz]

Heading for sun in July 2010 and never coming back! well, maybe once in a while ...

Can see the headline now...

Woman dispells Icarus myth

[Steve G Griggs]

you have to ask what her head was doing so close to his penis in the first place!!!

The mind boggles----

[saucysal]

Tried to imagine

I also saw this story on the BBC News website, and tried to imagine it. All I can think, as the report said he had been sitting on the sofa, is that he stood up on the sofa, was a tall guy (and with big feet!), and she was a particularly short policewomen. The height rule no longer applies in the police force, I believe. A really good news reporter would have been there on the spot and taken a picture for us all to see. Perhaps they could do a re-enactment on Crimewatch.

Sarah

[TraceyHand]

(and with big feet!)

LOL

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