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    top this for a speeding ticket

    recently seen in a newspaper:
    Two british traffic police officers from north Berwick, east of Edinburgh, were involved in an unusual incident while checking speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road.
    One of the nameless officers, used a handheld radar device to check the speed of a vehicle aproaching the crest of a hill, but was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. the machine then stopped, and the police were unable to reset it.
    The radar device had in fact locked on to a nato tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying excercise over the boarders district.

    Back at police headquarters, the chief constable fire off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

    Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style.
    "Thank you for your messages, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado, had automatically locked on to your "hostile radar equipment" and sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore. the sidewinder air-to-ground missiles aboard the fully armed aircraft had also locked on to the target. Fortunately, the Dutch pilot flying the tornado, responded to the missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile was launched."

    Just makes you think "who was in the right"?

    #2
    Tops mine, court next Thursday. 102 on M-way & must attend. B*st*rds I was only following everyone else in Lane 3... being the tail-ender was the problem.
    Paul
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      #3
      10 yrs ago, got two tickets within 12 minutes of each other.
      went one direction down the road, flashed the back of the car, ticket number 1, dropped the missus off, turned round, went back on the same road, this time caught the front of the car, ticket number 2
      hold my hand up, I was speeding (two lanes in each direction, and limit was just 30mph?)
      taught me a lesson?? no not really, got another one a week later, all in 30's
      not a great week. !

      kev

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        #4
        Fascinating post. I get regular emails from Ofcom with the latest GPS jamming info.
        Here's the sort of thing the emails say:

        "NOTIFICATION OF GPS JAMMING EXERCISES
        STANFORD TRAINING AREA, EAST ANGLIA, 26th MARCH 2011

        Dates: Between 26th and 30th March 2012 inclusive.
        Times: 0800 - 1700 GMT.
        Location of MULTIPLE jammers: Land based within 5km of N52° 29.0’ E000° 45.0’.
        Frequency: A 24 MHz band centred around 1575.42MHz (GPS L1).
        Total Power: Up to 10 Watts EIRP.

        It is stressed that, as in previous exercises, Safety of Life operations will at all times take precedence over exercise activities."

        As for doing 102 mph on a motorway - what were you thinking? The magistrates are going to laugh if you say you were just following the cars in front. Man up, admit you did something really really dumb and accept the punishment. You'll be extremely lucky to get 6 penalty points and a £200 fine. But then of course, your insurance is going to be nigh on unaffordable after ...

        PS I've been caught speeding too. 36 in a 30 limit. Did a speed awareness course instead of the points. Absolutely brilliant. I watch my speed and behaviour like a hawk, don't want to be killing a child by doing just a couple of miles over the limit.
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          #5
          Pity the poor soles who were driving around lost in East Anglia for 4 days in March last year. I wonder if they ever got home.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Duncan Rounding View Post
            Pity the poor soles who were driving around lost in East Anglia for 4 days in March last year. I wonder if they ever got home.
            Tracey

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              #7
              *he hangs his head in shame* at the atrocious spelling of souls. LOL

              Is that your foot?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Duncan Rounding View Post

                Is that your foot?
                ha! I wish! (Mine are certainly not photo-worthy, much less Internet-worthy!)
                Tracey

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                  #9
                  My dad gone prosecuted both for speeding and driving too slow within a 2 week window. 34 in a 30 and 48 in a 60.

                  Copper behind him on the 60 road has his blues on for 2 miles following Dad, called for backup as Dad was not stopping, they penned him in at the end of the road, as he got out he stumbled so they thought he had been drinking, which made it worse. Copper asked him why he was driving so slow. "I'm not in a hurry", why didn't you stop, "i thought you had lights on as you was towing something".

                  I think it was 3 cars that penned him in, they prosecuted him for driving too slow to justify the 3 cars and the call to the other cars my dad felt, even more so when they thought he was drunk when he stumbled. My Dad still swears to this day that there was not another car in sight on this 4 mile long road, yet he got prosecuted for doing 48 in a 60.

                  A few years earlier he parked his new company car at the top of a hill to use the phonebox, came back out and his car was at the bottom of the hill. 'Handbrake Hackett' was formed from that day.

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