My state of wellbeing is in jeopardy.

[gabrielcrowe]

GOD DAMMIT

You filthy useless overfeatured, underdebugged bastard.

After I click this box, i'm going to open the side of my case and EAT my motherboard. I'm going to feel nothing as its razor sharp edges scrape my insides, becasue the rage is nothing short of all consuming.

(*&^%$£"£^&*(*&£"!£$%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WWAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

CONSUME ME ACTINIC!!! YOU ARE MY CRUEL GOD!!!

[george]

And........









.....breathe.....






HTH

[completerookie]

You'll find that, that particular issue is currently being addressed in the latest development update due to be released shortly.

If you have any other issues, please feel free to post them to this forum, there are plenty of willing volunteers just eager to help people in need

[leehack]

Is the processor a dual core as these can play havoc with your gut, when swallowed.

[jont]

Could be in protest to the old design adage "red and green is never seen".

Take the RAM off the motherboard first - these are chock full of calories!

[gabrielcrowe]

*spits blood and takes slow breaths"

lol, trust you jont to pull out something in the background.

those colours are blocks of colour for layout sanity's sake. and, yes, you're right, its a nasty colour combo.

[george]

Looks like Actinic are lucky that they didn't hit Gab's with an after sales call around 3.45pm today.

[leehack]

Could be in protest to the old design adage "red and green is never seen".

Closet Trinny and Suzanna fan?

[gabrielcrowe]

actually, i think that they re rather festive and useful colours.



scratch that. jonts right.

"Red and green should never be seen, except upon a gypsy queen"

is the full and correct phrase.

[jont]

Closet Trinny

If anyone says Closet Tranny I will hit them with my hand bag

[gabrielcrowe]

Goat point for handbag joke?

[george]

I think what we have here is a triple Goat Point thread.

Gabriel for a spectacular rant initially.

Lee for revealing his Best Dressed Man of the Year advice source.

And finally Jont, for slipping in (ooh err) a transvestite reference.

Amazing work.

[completerookie]

(*&^%$£"£^&*(*&£"!£$%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the other half has translated this one into German for you

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the amount of times, I've heard her get to the end of a joke and say "Thats not funny, I can't translate that"

[gabrielcrowe]

Mein Hund hat keine Nase!
wie er, riechen Sie?
vom toten Dachs...