Joke thread.

[pinbrook]

still with iceland

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/financi...n_ebay_for_99p

[Duncan Rounding]

A couple of credit crunch funnies...

What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's

I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" Mine or the banks?

For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...

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Anyone got any more?.....

[chris ashdown]

nice one mike

[TraceyHand]

Chris, was kind enough to share the photo you sent him.

Mike

lmfao

that is TOO funny

I thought that pic was for me only, Darren? I'm so disappointed!

[Mike Hughes]

Chris was kind enough to share the photo you sent him.

Mike

[TraceyHand]

Sheesh Chris what happened to confidentiality

in the world of Actinic, apparently there IS none!! (eh, Darron!?)

Good thing I've never bought from Duncan/Gareth etc LOL

[Darren B]

Were you a size 14 or 16 I can't remember and it was only a couple of weeks ago

Sheesh Chris what happened to confidentiality

[chris ashdown]

hey I got my 2000 without noticing

My 2000 must be equal in quality to about 1 of Normans, 2 of Jonty and maybe 4 of my old old friend Lee

[chris ashdown]

Were you a size 14 or 16 I can't remember and it was only a couple of weeks ago

[Darren B]

Chris how i wonder how many of your customers actually buy for personal use

[chris ashdown]

I can sell you some

[fergusw]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

You'll find them hiding behind the invisible capes!

[Duncan Rounding]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

[Duncan Rounding]

I have CDO. It's like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order.

[pinbrook]

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7.. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.