Originally posted by jont
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That was good, nice one. We now have Bruce with us, just CD to go. -
Has CD been on his jollies? Not seen him around much of late!Comment
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Yeah he's back now though.Comment
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Yep - had a week climbing mountains in Snowdonia. Well, I say 'mountains' - it was more like 'mountain' and the rest of the time was spent with my family and in pubs.Has CD been on his jollies? Not seen him around much of late!
Anyhoo - you'll see less of me over the next few months as I am doing less up front support at the moment and more tecchie stuff (crossing to the dark side etc. etc.) I will still be popping in when I can though.Comment
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, poor Bruce. Good luck Anakin, see you on a far away galaxy - V9.Originally posted by cdickenComment
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Oh dear, there go's a link with support and development, forgive me for being pessimistic but it does not make me feel goodOriginally posted by leehack
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Or was this CD's joke???????Originally posted by cdickenComment
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No need for pessimism. The support team and development team get together weekly to discuss stuff that happens on this board and on phone support. It isn't just me rushing around being helpful trying to make sure everyone gets along (although I do do a fair amount of that...)Oh dear, there go's a link with support and development,Comment
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The direct line for the team whilst in meeting can be by Googling http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e+Search&meta=Originally posted by cdickenComment
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100 years ago, 20 guys chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan, nowadays it's called Formula One.
Go Lewis, Go Lewis - pass a hankie to the Spaniard bratt as you pass him again.Comment
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It's going to be a long meeting this week then, with the joke thread, story thread and of course georges acronym threadOriginally posted by cdickenComment
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children
you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't
believe anyone Would shag you twice!"Comment
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"Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked my good friend Seamus O'Murphy
the well known Irishman, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"
"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"
demanded this Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German?"
Then, warming to his theme, he went on: "Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot
dog,
would you ask me if I was Jewish?" "Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you
ask me if I was Mexican? ! Would Ya? Would Ya?"
The assistant said: "Well, no."
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a
gear. "And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?"
"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well no, I probably wouldn't" conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says: "Well, all
right then, Why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
sausages?"
The assistant replied: "Because you're in f***ing Homebase"Comment
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Seven dwarfs went to meet the Pope.
Go on Dopey, 'Ask' chanted the other six.
'OK' said Dopey. 'Sir, are there nuns in Alaska ?'
'Yes, there are' reponds the Pope.
'Go on Dopey, ask him' urged the other six.
'OK said Dopey'. 'Sir, are there black nuns in Alaska ?'
'Yes there are' replied the Pope.
'Go on Dopey, ask him'.
Dopey blushed and said ' Are there midget nuns in Alaska ?'
'No, I don't think so' said the Pope.
At this all six leapt about shouting 'Dopey sh***ed a penguin, Dopey sh***ed a penguin'.Comment
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A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk
when she was shot in the stomach.
The Dr. said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet
inside them.
It was sixteen years later when one of her girls came down and said that
when she had a shit she found a bullet so the mum explained the story.
A bit later her second daughter came down and said when she went for a piss
she found a bullet, so for the second time she explained the story.
All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around
and said "Don't tell me you went to toilet and found a bullet".
He then turned back and said "No, I was having a w*nk and I shot the f***ing dog!"Comment
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