Joke thread.

[Duncan Rounding]

I have CDO. It's like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order.

[Duncan Rounding]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

[fergusw]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

You'll find them hiding behind the invisible capes!

[chris ashdown]

I can sell you some

[Darren B]

Chris how i wonder how many of your customers actually buy for personal use

[chris ashdown]

Were you a size 14 or 16 I can't remember and it was only a couple of weeks ago

[chris ashdown]

hey I got my 2000 without noticing

My 2000 must be equal in quality to about 1 of Normans, 2 of Jonty and maybe 4 of my old old friend Lee

[Darren B]

Were you a size 14 or 16 I can't remember and it was only a couple of weeks ago

Sheesh Chris what happened to confidentiality

[TraceyHand]

Sheesh Chris what happened to confidentiality

in the world of Actinic, apparently there IS none!! (eh, Darron!?)

Good thing I've never bought from Duncan/Gareth etc LOL

[Mike Hughes]

Chris was kind enough to share the photo you sent him.

Mike

[TraceyHand]

Chris, was kind enough to share the photo you sent him.

Mike

lmfao

that is TOO funny

I thought that pic was for me only, Darren? I'm so disappointed!

[chris ashdown]

nice one mike

[Duncan Rounding]

A couple of credit crunch funnies...

What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's

I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" Mine or the banks?

For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty...

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Anyone got any more?.....

[pinbrook]

still with iceland

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/financi...n_ebay_for_99p

[malbro]

still with iceland

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/financi...n_ebay_for_99p

Just checked must have sold already!!