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for those loosing direction, i present the story so far:
I woke on a busy train, with my zip caught on somebody's brand new electric...
"How's your father?", he said quickly. "Fancy meeting up for some conspiratirial discussion about hemroids and other oddly shaped items, that fit into, and require rubber balloons to make, especially if you are inserting them into your big pocket, containing only wobbly, oversized, warm friends?"
However, if they tend to reveal their hidden 'talents' a bit earlier than expected they can only blame their oversized underpants for the sudden loss of cabin pressure whilst gas seeps out from between the aubergine fritter and his trouser which, coincidentally is in close proximity to the gargantuan mountain goat.
This mountain goat speaks English fluently but gets beasted by natives snogging the Jonty mulberry bush. Tamed only by Jonty eating his large portion of beaver pie, which was less hairy than the girl sat eating her German sausage with meatballs and fresh from the fridge.
More Sweety Cheese? Gorgonzola of course! Suddenly there was an enormous bang they all died...
Except For the fish that was which lived happily inside her owner's Nice Warm Moist socks. Unable to breathe it sighed...
"Get on with making some hot sticky goeey mess whilst dreaming about Tracy and Kathy in a completely innocent game of find the sausage."
So much for innocent Tracey Pahh. As the sun carressed Actinic Towers, they stared at their giant golden Earings and soverigns happy in their beautiful little world dreaming the impossible whilst not working! but playing games with their big red space hoppers that bounced like orbs of happiness in an erotic captivating display of hand eye co-ordination. Who said Kathy
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