How do I do this? HELP?

[dave_finlayson]

You seem unknowing on computer stuff. Perhaps this example of technology will explain inner working better for you and boost you kwaw ledge!

http://www.1-click.jp/

[leehack]

Stop blagging clients you are a web designer and get back to serving milkshakes and fries?

[jont]

I have the full version of Actinic so I AM A WEB DESIGNER. All I want is a little help. Is this too much to ask for?

You all help other people who are genuinely stuck. Why will you not help me? Is it cos I is a web designer?

[leehack]

Is it cos I is a web designer?

Not at all, in fact the above statement is probably very far from the truth. Have you clicked the power button until it shows a light and confirmed there is no powercut before you tried?

[jont]

Lee. You are a Star! That worked first time. This forum is great. I can now get my clients site built and get paid.

[leehack]

HTH.......

[TraceyHand]

just goes to show that if you pester the forum long enough someone will give you the answer...

[Dave Fisher]

The things some people will resort to just to increase their number of posts

Taking bets on Jonty reaching 10,000 posts before xmas

[gabrielcrowe]

well, i'm annoyed that leehack got in that rtfm, before me.

but jont, i think you'll find that the problem isnt with your computer or actinic, i think the problem lies somewhere between the keyboard and the chair.

and dont forget, that before you even think about letting your client have it, make sure you show us all how cleverly you've used the built in templates and set the colours to an eye bleedingly bad set.

i'v got an idea, you could make a post on here, oh, in any old forum, and just ask us what we think of it.

[leehack]

I love RTFM, just appeals to my sense of humour.
We should start a sweepstake on who has sent Jonty over the edge.
It's actinic ecommerce website design, but not as we know it.

[gabrielcrowe]

website design, but not as we know it

Dammit Jont!, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day.

[jont]

We should start a sweepstake on who has sent Jonty over the edge.

LOL - tempting but best not - no point us all getting banned

[Darren B]

J - Are you sure that wireless connection reaches that far.

Right as for bets - stick me down for 50 quid he cant do it

[acompton]

are you in Tewksbury? can you see any water?

I am in Tewkesbury and I cannot see any water outside. My computer is on (because I left it switched on last night), however I cannot do any website design. Why is this? Please help.

[Duncan Rounding]

I've posted this in all the forums but still no one's answering me. What's wrong with you support people?