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[TraceyHand]

Gabe....you are a seriously worrying person at times!

the rest of the time, you're either being genius or downright amusing...

ok, I'll stop now before that sounds like I'm flirting rofl (would I? )

[leehack]

He needs help, but its good listening until he gets that help.

[dave_finlayson]

The deviant was trying to sell tickets to his suicide at the Download Festival. He had some interest but in the end Korn's main stage rendition of 'I'd Like to teach the world to sing' won over the deliberating crowd.

Look, I can prove it!!!

[TraceyHand]

LOL David

(as an aside..I downloaded the new Korn album from itunes yesterday... top stuff!)

[Jan]

I'd use the same method as Gabe except I'm not very lucky and my wire would either break or be blunt (pink isn't really my colour either), so I'm going to opt for death by Jan eating moles.

you could have come if you were in Nelspruit

You don't have to go all the way to another country just so that I can't come to your party, just don't invite me like everyone else (;-))

Regards,

[Darren B]

Death theres a great thought for thursday evening.

Mine would be to take the kite out in a tornado, with the harness i recon i could get a few thousand feet before being tossed out of the vortex, now that would be a rush and besides there is a 20% chance i might get to tell everyone about it. And oh boy would i tell everyone

D

[TraceyHand]

hey...how'd my thread turn into something so morbid as "how I would commit suicide"?

answers on a postcard to.....


I'll let ya'll work out whether that's for suggestion for my demise, or reasons why my thread got corrupted!

[Jan]

misread Darrens as out on a kite in a tomato :-) not quite a cool I guess but made me laugh

Just in case you can't find a tornado, when you need one, here's how to mke your own :

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007...do_power_c.php

Regards,

[Darren B]

misread Darrens as out on a kite in a tomato :-) not quite a cool I guess but made me laugh

Jan i just nearly pissed myself, sorry on a few beers tonight so probably funnier than it was

[TraceyHand]

LOL Jan...
there ya go, Darren...suicide gets easier by the minute

[Darren B]

LOL Jan...
there ya go, Darren...suicide gets easier by the minute

No one mentioned lightening, thats it change of plan

Evening G

[pinbrook]

or try kite surfing in a freak wind at the duckpond (exmouth) and find yourself narrowly missing an oncoming train

or

in a strong wind and land ontop of a chip shop

or

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/4375692.stm

[Jan]

or try kite surfing in a freak wind at the duckpond (exmouth) and find yourself narrowly missing an oncoming train

More likely to get battered to death by an ancient dog walking pensioner at the duckpond.

I had the pleasure of seeing a guy parascending land in a tree (in Turkey, I happened to choose the parascending festival week to go - great to watch, but me mum wouldn't let me have a go), he just sort of hung there, poor lad.

Regards,

[Duncan Rounding]

...likely to get battered to death...

That'd be what Jo was referring to about the chip shop then.

...a guy parascending land in a tree (in Turkey...

Norman?

[Jan]

lol

Norman?

No couldn't have been Norman because he wasn't wearing a tuxedo.

Regards,