Following on from Lee's superb "cascade of information" which phrases really make your teeth itch?
Mine has to be 24/7. Nasty.
Mine has to be 24/7. Nasty.
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Press button 1 for xxxxx
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Press button 25 for garbled idiot aged 18
press button 26 to repeat option 25 etcChris Ashdown -
where to start!
The worst one at the minute is
<whinge tone>mummmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy</whinge tone>
not quite what you meant, I know...but if I start today, I'll rant...so I'm keeping it light
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At the end of the day ....
Not meaning to offend you but ...
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Had a customer from London in the shop the other week and was trying to score points ... "I bet you have never tried..." on 3 different wines and was visibly annoyed when I said I had. She then went on to say:Originally posted by Jan View Post
"Don't take this the wrong way but it is very provincial up here isn't it"Comment
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I'm not being funny but.......Comment
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"Ever since you..."
In our repair shop about half the phone conversations start out like this.
"Ever since you fixed the [automobile problem] on my car, the [completely unrelated component] won't work right"Comment
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Your call is important to us.... (but not important enough to employ more people to answer the phones)Comment
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With respect
A Level Playing Field
Thinking outside the box
feckin
kin
At the end of the day
My fave from yesterday, from an operative in the "Escalations Dept", "I can't beleive this has gone on for so long" ......... well, sunshine if it hadn't gone on so long you wouldn't have a job - was my responseComment
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suck it and see
crack on with itRemembering the road to Actinic enlightenment is a long and sometimes painful one.
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I've searched the forum for hours.....Comment
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LOL.........And any of these whatever they're called 'words' as they get me trying to work out what the hell they mean, Mr Hack has to be the worse offender, his posts take forever to decipher!!!
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