Actinic Easter Eggs

[jont]

Anybody found any?

[Duncan Rounding]

Now that'd be good...some of the error messages make me think of games sometimes..

[Darren B]

Nope the bugs ate them all

[TraceyHand]

Nope the bugs ate them all

hahahahahaha

in my 'laugh or cry' state...that actually induced both!!
that was very funny, D......(especially for you)

*ducks and runs*

[Darren B]

*ducks and runs*

i would aswell, bloomin cheek

[jont]

Some of the comments in the .pl scripts are fantastic ... you can hear the programmer having a conversation with themselves

[kathynewman]

For heavens sake - we only just had the longest day and people are talking about Easter Eggs already - Jont you must be the sort of person who has already written out their Christmas Cards

[Mike Hughes]

I worked with someone at an old company who would put expletives in their Perl scripts comments such as "workaround for ****** server settings" lol it made for amusing reading.

Talking of which, does Actinic still have the 'obscure' phrases they used to test for netnanny (or whatever it was called). I remember it definitely had me confused the first time I ran a test.

Mike

(trying desperately hard to remember stuff that was more than a week ago).

OK. 'netnanny' = 'cybersitter'. Close enough.

[Duncan Rounding]

I like this from within ActinicSSL.pm

my $crap = [];

[Duncan Rounding]

Then there's:
# Do some garbage collection before anything else
from Session.pm

[Duncan Rounding]

And another very knowledgeable statement from ActinicOrder.pm:
# 100% of nothing is nothing

[Mark H]

# check to see if CYBERsitter is mangling our code
#
my $bCyberSitter = $GOOD;
#
# The following line contains text that would usually be detected by network filters
# The use of 'bad language' is necessary here to trigger the filter
#
my $nSum = unpack('%32C*', "sexy f*ck");
if ($nSum != 914)
{
$bCyberSitter = $BAD;
$sMessage .= "It appears as if CyberSitter or some other network filter is mangling the CGI scripts.\r\n";
}

[jont]

I like the ones that mention CBARLING by name ... the programmer covering their tracks shifting possible blame onto Mr Actinic himself

[Duncan Rounding]

And a classic also from ActinicOrder.pm:
# This should never happen

[jont]

Found one.... v9.0.2

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