Coleman Balls

[jont]

Just left a voicemail message for a customer whose credit card had been declined and rather than saying "missing digits" I, for whatever reason, said "missing midgets"....

... send in your best ....

[leehack]

"I call upon these presents here person" at the altar, Sep 28th 1996, about 1.30pm.

[leehack]

Best ever sports one i've heard was in cricket. Peter Willey the batsman, Michael Holding the bowler.

Commentator said:

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

The all time great ever ever ever.

[fergusw]

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it – you can see it all over their faces" – Ron Atkinson

[fergusw]

I love these Coleman Balls

A few of my favs from the man himself
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"The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class."

"That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record."

"It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock."

"Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most."

"There'll be only one winner now - in every sense."

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[completerookie]

My missus (German) said "This 4 wheeled mobility scooter does not need a diving licence", she meant "driving licence" but because it went thru the spell checker, "it must be right" - it was on the web for about six months before someone point it out to her.

and then, about three weeks ago, she also started talking to a customer on and off for a week, about supplying a "kerb crawler" for his wheelchair.

Eventually, he placed the order with her, and the supplier was contacted to purchase the said "kerb crawler" and he pointed out the true meaning of a "kerb crawler" and not a "kerb climber" - she wasn't allowed to forget this one

[Kirk]

Reminds me of a Holiday Treat

[pinbrook]

i happened to watch abit of wheelchair rugby at the w/end, the German team has a one armed player - whom i described at being abit handy.