Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline
Sainsbury Condoms making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms every little helps.
Nike Condoms Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Pringles condoms once you pop, you cant stop.
Burger king condoms Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms no comment required.
Muller light condoms so much pleasure, but wheres the pain?
Halford condoms we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms does exactly what it says on the tin.
Heineken condoms reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsburg condoms probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms a condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms the condom with the hole!
Sainsbury Condoms making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms every little helps.
Nike Condoms Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
Pringles condoms once you pop, you cant stop.
Burger king condoms Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms no comment required.
Muller light condoms so much pleasure, but wheres the pain?
Halford condoms we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms does exactly what it says on the tin.
Heineken condoms reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsburg condoms probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms a condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms the condom with the hole!
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